He's my brother

capricornpropaganda:

capricornpropaganda:

There’s no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

grelliam:

venka:

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

#oh it raises money thru ad revenue and ur click confirms the value to advertisers. neat

night-dark-woods:

ruckuscauser:

birlinterrupted:

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

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ID. doomguy killing demons with text added that says “where is ronald reagan.” End ID.

sightofsea:

love when cats hear that you’ve woken up even just a little bit and they’re like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

all-pacas:

all-pacas:

all-pacas:

i have a lot of feelings and thoughts about coelacanths today

like… they’re blue

you have this mysterious fish that  no one really cared about, because everyone assumed they’d gone extinct with the dinosaurs. an interesting footnote, but one of many, many fossil species. 

and later the coelacanth gets some fame as a so-called “missing link” species, a theory which is now outdated (and not accurate for coelacanths) but was really influential at the time. because they have some weird biological quirks – bones in fins! – people were like “oh, they must be a missing link.” so the coelacanth was launched into some fame with the theory of evolution. it got brought up a lot. drawn in old textbooks as proof.

and then a fisherman finds a weird fish off the coast of south africa and calls a local fish expert who had let it be known she was interested in weird finds, and he brings her the (unfortunately badly rotted) corpse and she’s like “well, this is sure weird,” and sends off the bones to other experts, who start to quietly freak out, and rush to south africa, and rewards are offered for another one, any other one, and a few years later one is caught and frozen before rotting.

and it’s this incredible discovery, this extinct creature come to life (the prehistoric coelacanth lived in swamps and marshes in south america; these now are deep ocean fish in and around the indian ocean, but it’s still recognizably the same species)!

but it’s also blue.

not like, muddy blue, or tumblr-default-background blue.

proper shimmering sapphire blue and white. almost turquoise in some lights. this like… muddy, fossil creature. always drawn in dinosaur browns and grays. and it’s alive and it’s blue. just imagine being the scientist who opened that crate to this creature for the first time. you’re already excited, you’ve known about this fish for decades, you thought it was a story, you know it’s in this box. you expect  to see the weird fins and the strange tail. you know it’s large and odd looking. and you open it up and it’s this beautiful, shining blue, you know?

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[img described: a coelacanth. it is blue.]

assbutthasthephonebox:

good-fwiend-in-wome:

braxbrowastaken:

dragonwithanaquarium:

braxbrowastaken:

dragonwithanaquarium:

writing-prompt-s:

You invented a machine. Paper bills get dropped in, seeds dispense from the top. The local crows quickly discovered the wondrous vending machine and youve been getting an easy 500 a week in passive income. The police haven’t caught on yet, but today there was 500k in the machine.

Why does this sound like it would work?

Because it does. It just causes adverse incentives where the corvids (and some other birds) will attack people for money.

So if that works, could you train them to pick up litter and put it in a thing for seeds?

Yes, but once again: then they will sometimes start attacking humans for it.

god forbid corvids do anything

The crows are obviously beating up the cops for the tip jar.

ncah-czerny:

patt-off:

patt-off:

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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